@OurLadyPieces — Yes, it’s true. Lady Pieces has started a Twitter and yes, it’ll be easier to maintain than Instagram because it requires way less work. Such is the beauty of social media. Give it a follow and we’ll be sure to follow you back! We can promote published pieces, bring new readers and writers to the publication, and just be little stinkers on the internet. If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that nine days before the election is a great time to join Twitter.

Definitely not texting your friends funny memes and replying “omfg i’m dying just like he will omg” Not making a social media post that’s just a giant winky face with the caption “lol” Not by any means getting a tattoo that says “karma ❤” Never ever holding a zoom party…

A “Lady Pieces” Exclusive — The person running Herman Cain’s Twitter account and downplaying COVID even though Cain died of COVID The guy that touches your waist when he passes by you at the bar even though there was no reason for it The Stormtrooper that punched Baby Yoda My really mean fifth grade teacher Ms. Sanchez The lady from that video that freaked out about Bath & Body Works peach bellini candles

Even though I’m straight-passing, I’ve finally decided I’m allowed to take up space — I’ve always kept my mouth shut during Pride Month. …

Lady Pieces Supports Black Lives Matter — During this time (and honestly, all the time) it’s crucial for us to amplify the voices of Black writers. I know Lady Pieces is a humor publication, and that humor can be a way to lighten the emotional load during times like these, but we must not forget that humor…

Earlier on Monday, President Trump stated that he takes hydroxychloroquine daily. We at Lady Pieces managed to get our hands on the rest of his medication regimen, outlined below: Monistat You can’t spell “yeasty boy” without “best,” which makes his Monistat use all-around patriotic. FAIDS Medical Regimen “Why,” you ask, “does the President of…

I never thought this would happen. I’m just a simple girl with a simpler brain and I thought I was being smart when I shoved some Clorox up my ass. I mean, think about it. Disease is germs. Germs is bad. Bad starts with a capital B, which rhymes with…

I wish I could write an eloquent thinkpiece right now that could bring comfort to others, and more than anything to myself. I wish I could focus my attention to collecting data or on the flip side making a funny video to help people laugh. …

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