Published in Lady Pieces

·Feb 10, 2021

How to Cope with Burnout Without Losing Productivity, OR ELSE

So, you’re feeling burnt out. That’s totally normal! We are with you. No one blames you. But you’re still going to get everything done on time, right? Time off would help your mental health? Ssssss, ahhhhhh, mmmmmm… when? We’re not sure someone can cover you since we’d need a team…

Covid 19

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How to Cope with Burnout Without Losing Productivity, OR ELSE

Covid 19

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Published in Lady Pieces

·Oct 26, 2020

Lady Pieces is on Twitter!

@OurLadyPieces — Yes, it’s true. Lady Pieces has started a Twitter and yes, it’ll be easier to maintain than Instagram because it requires way less work. Such is the beauty of social media. Give it a follow and we’ll be sure to follow you back! We can promote published pieces, bring new…

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Lady Pieces is on Twitter!

@OurLadyPieces

Yes, it’s true. Lady Pieces has started a Twitter and yes, it’ll be easier to maintain than Instagram because it requires way less work. Such is the beauty of social media.

Give it a follow and we’ll be sure to follow you back! We can promote published pieces, bring new…

Published in Lady Pieces

·Oct 10, 2020

10 Fun Ways You Can Totally Not Celebrate You-Know-Who Getting You-Know-What

Definitely not texting your friends funny memes and replying “omfg i’m dying just like he will omg” Not making a social media post that’s just a giant winky face with the caption “lol” Not by any means getting a tattoo that says “karma ❤” Never ever holding a zoom party…

Humor

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10 Fun Ways You Can Totally Not Celebrate You-Know-Who Getting You-Know-What

Humor

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Published in Lady Pieces

·Sep 21, 2020

Trump’s Shortlist of Supreme Court Nominees

A “Lady Pieces” Exclusive — The person running Herman Cain’s Twitter account and downplaying COVID even though Cain died of COVID The guy that touches your waist when he passes by you at the bar even though there was no reason for it The Stormtrooper that punched Baby Yoda My really mean fifth grade teacher Ms. Sanchez The lady from that video that freaked out about Bath & Body Works peach bellini candles

Humor

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Trump’s Shortlist of Supreme Court Nominees

Humor

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Published in Human Parts

·Jul 18, 2020

Is My Bisexuality Valid?

Even though I’m straight-passing, I’ve finally decided I’m allowed to take up space — I’ve always kept my mouth shut during Pride Month. …

Sexuality

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Sexuality

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Published in Lady Pieces

·Jun 1, 2020

Please Read These Five Vital Essays

Lady Pieces Supports Black Lives Matter — During this time (and honestly, all the time) it’s crucial for us to amplify the voices of Black writers. I know Lady Pieces is a humor publication, and that humor can be a way to lighten the emotional load during times like these, but we must not forget that humor…

Black Lives Matter

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Black Lives Matter

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Published in Lady Pieces

·May 19, 2020

Other Medications Trump is Taking

Earlier on Monday, President Trump stated that he takes hydroxychloroquine daily. We at Lady Pieces managed to get our hands on the rest of his medication regimen, outlined below: Monistat You can’t spell “yeasty boy” without “best,” which makes his Monistat use all-around patriotic. FAIDS Medical Regimen “Why,” you ask, “does the President of…

Satire

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Satire

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Published in Lady Pieces

·Apr 25, 2020

I Shoved Clorox Up My Ass and Now I Can Read Minds

I never thought this would happen. I’m just a simple girl with a simpler brain and I thought I was being smart when I shoved some Clorox up my ass. I mean, think about it. Disease is germs. Germs is bad. Bad starts with a capital B, which rhymes with…

Satire

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I Shoved Clorox Up My Ass and Now I Can Read Minds

Satire

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Mar 22, 2020

All I Can Do Now is Be Anxious

I wish I could write an eloquent thinkpiece right now that could bring comfort to others, and more than anything to myself. I wish I could focus my attention to collecting data or on the flip side making a funny video to help people laugh. …

Life

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Life

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Mar 11, 2020

My Book is Out Today!

You can order paperback or ebook here: Amazon or local bookstore This book is a labor of love published by an independent hybrid press and it would mean the world to me if you’d give it a chance! It reads a lot like my blog does: mostly funny, slightly sad, weird, usually a fun time. It was possible because of people who read my blog on Medium, and I will always be grateful for that. Thank you all so much!

Writing

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