Some Dating Profiles From The Trump Dating Website

Because monsters need love too

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Hi I’m Janie! I love Christ, yoga, my two sons Tucker and Joseph, and of course, hunting illegals for sport! Love when a man messages first <3

Sup ladies im brent. im a traditional man who will take care of u.. ideal date is bringing roses taking u 2 dinner and movie and just talking 4 hours :) no fatties no blacks no mexicans no asians no west coasters no women under 5’4 and over 5’7

U wanna fuk???

Dylan. 24. Aquarius. American. Entrepreneur. Private jet. Spring break. Models. Partying. Mom? Hustling. Gym. Never stop grinding <buff arm emoji>

This Melania. You help me now?

LOCK HER UP!!! GOD IS GOOD I LOVE MY GRANDSON TIMOTHY AM LOOKING FOR NICE MAN TO KEEP ME HAPPY ITS BEEN HARD SINCE RON PASSED ON ACCOUNT OF HIS CHOLESTEROL BUT HE IS WITH THE LORD NOW JESUS IS GOOD!!! PROTECT OUR BORDERS

U wanna see me naked? ;) for 2.99/hour you can help pay for my xray technician school and I will show u tit

I consider myself a very intellectual person and am looking for someone to keep up. I am tired of the sheeple in our establishment with their taxes and handouts. I aspire to work in business and then politics like President Trump and am currently managing my own small business handling out pamphlets against the libtards at Kohl’s.

This Melania again. I’m scared. I type this on smuggled Microsoft Surface Pro.

tit?

TV writer trying to figure it out. My book “Rags to Rags“ is available here: https://amzn.to/369O9ac . You can support my writing here: https://bit.ly/352dzrf

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