He couldn’t hold it.

He ran to the nearest place.

B pooped at the Y.

My boyfriend B had some tummy issues today (spicy soup plus bread pudding will do that to you) and he ran into a YMCA that was down the block since he couldn’t go two-sies in the restaurant. Obviously I thought it was hilarious. The moral: don’t date me.

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