COCK! Tails with Ellie

And other non-phallic alcohol shenanigans

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Don’t Let Go Jack

This lil puppy made me hurl in a Las Vegas casino restroom while “Firework” by Katy Perry played faintly in the background

BoozAnger

Not to be confused with this

That Friend You Have

You know the one

Rachel What Are You Doing?

Isn’t that illegal?

Well Excuse Me Miss Fancy McFancyTown

May I take your coat and hat and Kegel exercise balls?

The Ellie Sans Cash

Also known as Ye Ol’ Unemployed Witch

The Ellie With Cash

Also known as Countess Moneybags

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