So, you’re feeling burnt out. That’s totally normal! We are with you. No one blames you. But you’re still going to get everything done on time, right?

Time off would help your mental health? Ssssss, ahhhhhh, mmmmmm… when? We’re not sure someone can cover you since we’d need a team…

1. That time at the grocery store a lady got really close to me and pulled down her mask to ask me where the carrots were. We were in the bread aisle and also I don’t work there
2. That time I rolled my eyes in a work Zoom and forgot I…

This piece isn’t an answer. It’s not some kind of insight, or magic moment. If anything, it’s more procrastinating.

I want to do the things I have to do. I want to work on my script rewrites. I mean, are you kidding me?! I never thought I could actually write…

Yes, it’s true. Lady Pieces has started a Twitter and yes, it’ll be easier to maintain than Instagram because it requires way less work. Such is the beauty of social media.

Give it a follow and we’ll be sure to follow you back! We can promote published pieces, bring new readers and writers to the publication, and just be little stinkers on the internet. If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that nine days before the election is a great time to join Twitter.

Catch you on the flippety flip!

1. Definitely not texting your friends funny memes and replying “omfg i’m dying just like he will omg”
2. Not making a social media post that’s just a giant winky face with the caption “lol”
3. Not by any means getting a tattoo that says “karma ❤”
4. Never ever holding a zoom party…

• The person running Herman Cain’s Twitter account and downplaying COVID even though Cain died of COVID
• The guy that touches your waist when he passes by you at the bar even though there was no reason for it
• The Stormtrooper that punched Baby Yoda
• My really mean fifth grade teacher Ms. Sanchez
• The lady from that video that freaked out about Bath & Body Works peach bellini candles
• My sleep paralysis demon
• The TMZ guy
• Brett Kavanaugh’s buddy Squee
• The green guy from the Mucinex commercials
• ICE hysterectomy doctor
• Ghislaine Maxwell
• Himself

This Is Us

I’ve always kept my mouth shut during Pride Month. …

During this time (and honestly, all the time) it’s crucial for us to amplify the voices of Black writers.

I know Lady Pieces is a humor publication, and that humor can be a way to lighten the emotional load during times like these, but we must not forget that humor…