6 Things I Realized My Butt Looks Like

  1. Rocky road ice cream
  2. A deflating Pikachu floaty at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade
  3. An old peach that got wedged between your pantry and the fridge and you find it three years later
  4. A blind child’s drawing of what they think the moon looks like
  5. A tub of Play Doh from your childhood
  6. Jeff Sessions

TV writer trying to have it all. Former healthcare worker turned comedy goblin. My book “Rags to Rags“ is available here: https://amzn.to/369O9ac